h0llo:

college is for people who plan on living past 30

(via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

touchin wet food while washing dishes

jackwhitesunderstudy:

Roses are red
Violets are blue

(Source: poopflow, via u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t)

teap0ts:

is nobody gonna talk about netflix’s knockoff movies because i am

like i dont know about you guys but i lost my shit at CHOP KICK PANDA

like they couldnt have done KARATE CHOP PANDA or DROP KICK PANDA??? no they went with CHOP KICK

CHOP

KICK

rabioheab:

[b]ar[o]ck [ob]ama

wake up america